Cheaper to Keep Her Lyrics

You're down on your luck
You just lost your truck
You can't afford another beer
Your credit cards don't work
The whole world thinks you're a jerk
You're wondering how you wound up here

CHORUS
It would've been cheaper to keep her around
It would've been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife Beats an empty bank account
It would've been cheaper to keep her around

Now you're sleeping on the couch
At your best friend's house
Watching Columbo
Eating cold pizza in your underwear
Just remember I told you so

CHORUS
It would've been cheaper to keep her around
It would've been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife Beats an empty bank account
It would've been cheaper to keep her around

So if you're thinking about saying "Adios"
Take it from a fool who knows She's gonna serve you papers
Make you pay through the nose And when her lawyer gets through with you
You'll have to move to Mexico

CHORUS It would've been cheaper to keep her around
It would've been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife Beats an empty bank account
It would've been cheaper to keep her around

It would've been cheaper to keep her around